Tuesday, January 6, 2015

#PK DIALED THE RIGHT NUMBER IN THE MARKET!!

Amir Khan and Raju Hirani’s movie ‘PK’ was recently allowed Tax free for screening in the states of Bihar and Uttar Pradesh. States usually allow movies with a strong social message for tax-exemption so that more and more people are motivated to watch them. Also, the news of tax-exemption is good publicity for the movie. It was said that PK carries a social message, one that inspires people to move away from ritualism and fraudulent godmen. PK inspires people to think rationally, it was acknowledged. Several forward-thinking intellectuals, organizations and various other big names stood tall to defend and appreciate the message that PK offers.
Aamir has a reputation for meticulously working each and every little detail of his movies from inception to encashment. He has been donning the social-reformer’s mantle for quite some time now with his show “Satyamev Jayate”. It looks like a perfect fit between initiative and initiator that Amir should make a movie on a social malaise, in this case, the myriad issues related to the ‘irrationality associated with religions’.
When a message is conveyed, it’s credibility depends on:
  • Expertise of the agency generating the message
  • Individual credibility of the messenger / agency
  • Intentions of the messenger / agency
Extending these tests of expertise, credibility and intent to PK and its makers, one would expect the PK team to have a certain minimum expertise in the nuances of religious traditions and rationality both. Their actions and intentions should be bonafide and oriented towards the stated social reform objective.
The makers of PK are no authority on religion. No apparent research has been employed to understand and explain a subject which has kept various faculties of human and social research occupied for almost two centuries now. The only explanation which PK offers for people getting enamored by religion is that are scared (“Jo Darr Gaya wo mandir gaya“). This is the line followed by proponents of the Fear Theory of Religion. This theory has been repudiated by greats of social science like Emile Durkheim, Talcott Parson’s etc for being rather simplistic and inadequate. I do not, however believe that PK was based on this theory or any theory. Nonetheless, it must be held that everyone should have, the freedom of creative expression. There should be no qualms about anyone trying to explore religion in his/her own way. One should consider PK, as just an instance of creative expression on a rather complicated topic. However, there has been an outrage and there are substantial reasons for the seemingly hyperbolic outrage against the movie.
The heightened passions over religious conversions have aroused subterranean insecurities. The advent of social media has allowed people to share news and opinions seamlessly, exposing the inadequacies and biases of the mainstream media. These inadequacies assumed levels of hypocrisy and bordered on complicity on the issue of religious conversions. The method adopted by evangelists is to create a spiritual vacuum in the minds of their targets by denigrating their religion, then attempting to fill the void with the evangelist’s religious ideology. (Inducements are used as motivation too but I will not venture there in this write-up) Any criticism of one’s religion in this religion in this backdrop, is likely to instigate insecurities. To make it worse, Amir Khan’s own conduct and his evolving public image have aggravated the perception.
This brings us to the other identified criteria for deciding the credibility of the message. If twitter reactions are representative, Amir Khan’s acceptance as a champion of social change is declining. The third season of Satyamev Jayate saw a dip in viewership and was variously questioned and ridiculed on Social Media. The choice of topics, the veracity of Amir’s emotions on the show and the intent of the show itself were questioned. People doubted if Satyamev Jayate a genuine attempt at meaningful social change or is it just a good business plan to tap the growing social consciousness among people and convert it to money? Amir’s personal life, his conduct and his manifest and stated beliefs have been put under the microscope and he has been found wanting on many of the values his show sought to promote.
Since the PK team largely fails on all tests of credibility for a considerable section of people, it is left to the movie to stand up for itself. PK, the movie, picked a topic which is a subject of various sophisticated researches and bungled by taking the usual formulaic approach to Bollywood film making, involving 5 songs, 2 smooches,  love triangle etc and trying to fit the social message within this framework. The movie at best, is a spoof, which allowed itself, to assume the nature of a righteous attempt at social reform. PK is projected to be promoting rationality in the place of religious dogma. Rationality…!!
Rationality is murdered in this ‘movie with a social message’ when you find an alien race (an entity as speculative as God), sending a “researcher” to earth. Now researchers are generally smart people and this alien race is so advanced that it could travel across galaxies to reach earth. The researcher should have been genius by any standards on earth. But this researcher from an advanced species did not show any zeal for research and is so confused and so dumb that people started calling him ‘PK’ (drunk). He learnt one thing on earth – Bhojpuri, and hammed it up!! (And why on earth Bhojpuri?? Coz he had to sound funny and bhojpuri is funny to him? Isn’t that profiling? But we’ll not take this further for now)
The researcher from an advanced alien species had the extraordinary ability to communicate through telepathy. The idea of telepathic communication by the way, makes scientists cringe as much as religious rituals do. But PK does it, and uses it to read a prostitute’s mind. It makes him deft at abstract concepts of the ‘funny-sounding Bhojpuri’ language but could not reveal to him the nuances of religion, of which the prostitute would certainly be aware. Or was it selective mind-reading so the movie could stretch on?? The advanced alien researcher also makes Charles Darwin roll in his grave when he exhibits the ability to speak, even though he belongs to a specie which communicates through telepathy!!
One might still argue that movies have what they call, creative license and deviance is good for creativity. I do not contend this argument. But the deviance becomes a significant point of contention if one were to probe the intent behind the creative expression. For example, movies like “A Few Good Men” or its desi version “Shaurya”, were made on erring Army officers and tastefully received, but a movie like “Haider” whose script is written by a separatist, with a theme that does not care if it maligns the Indian army, in the garb of creative freedom, understandably attracts deeper scrutiny and public ire.
A simple evaluation of the intent of a movie can be done by the story line, nature of its lead characters and the most impactful scenes. The main story line is about an unfortunate breakup between lovers, who were then brought together by an alien. The breakup precipitated because of the inner demons of the lady love, raised by a Godman. The chief protagonist was an alien, the anti-hero, a Hindu godman, the inner demons, borne out of a ritualistic reverence for Swamijis and biases against Muslims in general and Pakistanis in particular in the love-jihad accusing Hindu society. The most memorable scenes (which might differ by individuals) that I can think of are:
  • PK, the refund and the stickers on cheeks
  • PK distributing pamphlets of “Missing Gods”
  • PK wondering how idols work, asking for batteries
  • PK offering arti to Jesus
  • PK chasing a man dressed as Lord Shiva
  • Argument between PK and the Swami ji
I wouldn’t ask you to evaluate based on my choice of memorable / impactful scenes. Make your own list and see if it is loaded against any one particular religion. For me, by now, I am near certain that Hinduism, is at the center of this movie’s plot. The mention or any other religion or its practices is an attempt at monkey balancing. The points handpicked for criticism against Christianity or Islam for instance, are those that are already assessed, tried and tested to not evoke major outbursts in India.
I would still wait before assigning the motives being suggested, such as spread of Islam or a general loathing of hinduism, for the simple reason that it would be speculative at best. There are stories abound of PK being funded by ISI and Amir being close to anti-India agencies but it would be best to allow these stories to evolve. What is apparent though, is that the movie is the highest grosser in Bollywood ever! As of today it has crossed over 300 Cr in earnings.
An apt response to the movie could have been writing it off without much hoopla, because PK, the movie with a social message, gives you every reason. Tough subject, poor research, cliched arguments, biased presentation, the use of ‘masala framework’ for an intellectual topic, it gave us everything. The goofy presentation and profiling of Bhojpuri for ‘funny’, present it as even more naive and unimaginative. PK however took the cake by crafting the perfect controversy, debatable but not debilitating. Kanchan Gupta in his article here, calls PK a “trap”. I find this take on PK very reasonable. Sensationalism and  controversy pre-release, are as much of rituals with Bollywood now as are post-production promotion exercises. Amir and team execute it with such finesse that they earn a good publicity, generate a lot of curiosity, earn the image of a socially conscious, progressive bunch of movie-makers and earned 300 Cr and counting. PK dialed the right number in the market!!

Monday, December 22, 2014

AAP Beeti: How my opinions about the Aam Admi Party changed

Hell hath no fury like vengeance for trust breached!!
I once had faith in Mr. Kejriwal, I roamed Delhi streets during the "Main Bhi Anna" euphoria. Attended AAP meetings, hosted AAP volunteers at my place with chai-biscuit.
I had hoped that this simple looking, tiny man, an IITian and IRS will be professional in his dealings, systematise political recruitment and come up with a techno-centric egalitarian scientific ideology. I sincerely believed he had it in him, I believed the little man was a giant leap for Indian politics.
The first jolt was one of his party meetings chaired by Gopal Rai, the activist who is not a maoist because he can't physically carry a gun. I observed sitting in the crowd how Mr Rai shut off a couple of volunteers voicing dissent. They had a very simple grievance. It was about an office holder not co-operating, if I remember correctly. I could smell the stench of liquor too when some attendees talked in a group but I did not make it an issue for myself. I convinced myself that men of diverse backgrounds have gathered here.
The next breach of faith was when I met a guy who later got a ticket to contest the Vidhan Sabha elections. He was a glib talker but devoid of insight, far-sight, hindsight... any sight. He was not a graduate, in his late 20s, unemployed but drove AAP bigwigs around in his sedan. True to expectations ( which had later crystallized), later the actually hard working volunteers were jacked off and this guy got the ticket. It challenged my dignity to support a person like that, and hurt my conscience to knowingly subject people to a candidate like him. Later when I came to know about other candidates, many of them had similar profiles.
There was a lot of internal bickering, nobody had any clue what to do next, so everyone bitched about someone else. The Kaushambi office was the center of all power. Professionally, I had been in a managerial role before that and with everything I had learnt till then, this was pathetic, haphazard, unscientific, arbitrary management from a man from whom the exact opposite was expected. It wasn't even management, it was "be the God, feed the Dog" kind of a regime.
There were lots of meeting lots of sloganeering, singing, clapping and speeches. No fruitful discussions though. If there were any, they were monopolized. The speeches left you with a rotten gut. There was so much cynicism, conspiracy and pain in them that one would feel as helpless as a man with AIDS, TB and Cancer together. The man is also an addict craving for his heroin, but so poor he can't buy a cup of tea, his kids diss him, his wife is having affairs with all neighbors, the dog on the street wants to kill him and the crow on the roof is waiting for the dog to kill him... all of this put together!! And Mr. Kejriwal seemed to be the only one possessing a magical antidote.
I receded thereafter. I made excuses to not meet the volunteers, but kept getting updates. None of these were good. They were either about protests in some corner of Delhi or one person bitching about another. I stopped taking and making calls too.
Some aloofness gave me space to think. I realized how hard running socio-political organizations is. Everyone cannot be regulated. Some amount of corruption and deviance is inevitable, what matters is how it is dealt with. Even when complaints come up, one cannot be sure who's right and what is wrong. There's a perennial conflict between organization integrity, morale of participants and the need to be responsive to grievances. I realized that with these limitations, without an all powerful center, the BJP had done quite a wonderful job bringing up a mammoth organization, with all organs of the then power structure against them. Where a tiny organization like AAP was faltering, BJP stood the test of time. The Modi magic was yet to begin!
The final nail in AAP's coffin, as far as my affections go, was Kejriwal's position on the Batla House encounter. He was the last good thing that made me hopeful about AAP. It became too much for me to take after Kejriwal showed his true colors. He substantiated the reason for my lost faith and proved my decision right over and over again.
His simplicity has since degenerated into unhygienic filth. His politics is communal with a minoritarian bias. He is using every single trick for which he blasts others. There have been enough revelations about him, for even mildly thoughtful people to not like him. As if this wasn't enough, he gave us the biggest turn-off with the people who keep his company, and those whom he attracts. In the patriarchal realm of vices, hypocrisy, lies, self-assumption, selfishness and anti-nationalism castrated themselves to enter Mr. Kejriwal's harem out of sheer reverence.
I'm realize that the directness and unrestrained nature of this post can be distasteful to many, but as of now, I physically hate the man and his organization. I can't stand the sight of him, can't tolerate the sound of his voice and absolutely hate his self-righteous position on every issue. I would perhaps, not have been this bitter if I had not trusted him once.

Sunday, November 23, 2014

रवीश की कलम से - पर न जाने किस प्रेरणा से

"प्रबुद्ध" पत्रकार रवीश का ये लेख हमारे समाज में प्रबुद्ध की आज जो अवधारणा और प्रचलित समझ है, उसपर प्रश्नचिन्ह लगाता है।
रवीश के इस लेख का सार समझें तो एकाकी बिंदु यही है कि "मोदी की बातों के तथ्यो पर न जाएँ अथवा उनसे प्रभावित न हों"। लोगों को ये याद दिलाने की जरूरत नही है कि रवीश खुद किस पार्टी के अतिप्रिय हैं। यह भी नहीं कि उस पार्टी के कई पुराने सदस्यों ने इनपर अपनी पत्रकारिता के माध्यभ से पार्टी की मुखालफत करने का और उसी पार्टी के माध्यम से राजनीतिक महत्वाकांक्षा रखने का आरोप लगाया है।
हम इन आरोपों को अगर कपोलकल्पित मानते है, तो परिदृश्य और भी गम्भीर हो जाता है। अगर ये मान लें कि रवीश का कोई राजनीतिक झुकाव नहीं है तो इस लेख को पढकर ये सवाल उठेगा कि सोच समझ की ऐसी कमी के बावजूद यदि कोई आज पत्रकारिता में नाम कमा लेता है, तो कैसा स्तर है हमारे देश में पत्रकारिता का??
रवीश को बडी तकलीफ है कि मोदी ने ऑस्टेलिया दौरे की बात झारखण्ड के चुनाव प्रचार में की और लोगों को बताया कि आधुनिक तकनीक के माध्यम से केले मे विटामिन ए की मात्रा बढ सकती है, अथवा ऑस्ट्रिया के वैज्ञानिक इसमें मदद कर सकते हैं। मैं ये नहीं समझ पाया कि उनको तकलीफ क्यों हुई।

  • क्या वो ये नहीं जानते कि बायोटेकनालाॅजी मे जीन ग्राफ्टिंग के माध्यम से ये सम्भव है?
  • या वो ये मानते हैं कि भारत को हर बार करोडों की लागत से और कई वर्ष लगाकर खुद ही पुनः रीसर्च कर, खोजी हुइ चीज फिर खोजनी चाहिये? अगर ऐसा है, तो यहाँ सामान्य बोध की विषम कभी नजर आती है।
  • शायद उपरोक्त कारण ना हों। पर तब क्या रवीश ये कह रहैं कि अधिक विटामिन वाले केले का होना खेतिहर आदिवासियों के मतलब की बात नहीं इसलिए ये बात उन्हें बताना बेमानी है? ऐसे में रवीश का कृषि प्रकिया और अर्थव्यवस्था का ज्ञान कटघरे में आता है।


रवीश इस बात से खफा हैं कि लोगों में ये संदेश गया कि मोदी का ऑस्टेलिया दौरा किसानों के लिए था। कोई इन्हें बताए कि एक विदेशी दौरे पे सिर्फ एक बात नहीं होती, अधिकाधिक विषयों पर पारस्परिक लाभ हेतु समझौतों की कोशिश होती है। अगर एग्रो-फॉरेस्ट्री, बायोटेकनालाॅजी के क्षेत्र में भी आचार-विचार हुए तो इसमें कोई आश्चर्य नहीं है। ऐसे में अगर रवीश इस बात के सबूत देते कि बायोटेकनालाॅजी में सहयोग की कोई बात नहीं हुई या कम से काम केले में विटामिन बढाने पर बात नहीं हुई या इसके गिनाए गए लाभ गलत हैं, तो उनके संशय में तूल होता।
रवीश की मानें तो अन्तरराष्टीय दौरों का सम्पूर्ण ब्योरा भाषण में देना ही उनकी ईमानदारी के मापदण्ड पे खरा उतरेगा... भले ही श्रोताओं को यह अप्रासंगिक लगे! 
एक अधेड युवा नेता ने ग्रामीणों को "जुपिटर की एस्केप वेलाॅसिटी" के बारे में बता कर अप्रासंगिक बात की थी, लोगों ने उनको "पप्पू" की उपाधि से सम्मानित किया। अगर रवीश ऐसी आकांक्षाएं और समझ पालते हैं, तो उनका सौभाग्य है कि उनकी कथित राजनीतिक महत्वाकांक्षा चरितार्थ नही हुई अब तक।
रवीश को ये बात बडी रुचिमय लगी कि नितीश कुमार मोदी के भाषणों को धराशायी करने के नए नए प्रयोग कर रहे हैं। पर उन्हें इस बात से कोई तकलीफ नहीं कि लोकतंत्र के उत्सव, चुनाव में, जहाँ नेताओं नई दिशा, नया उमंग, नया विश्वास और बडी महत्वाकांक्षाएँ देने का काम करना चाहिए, वहा ये नेता सिर्फ दूसरों को नीचा दिखाकर खुद सत्ता में आना चाहते हैं। सबकी नकारात्मकता रवीश को रुचिमय लगी पर मोदी के सकारात्मक संदेश रास नहीं आए। क्या ये निष्कर्ष गलत होगा कि मात्र सोच समझ की कमी नहीं, ये लेख रवीश की नकारात्मकता भी दर्शाता है?
घूम फिर कर एक बिंदु है जहाँ यह लेख कुछ काम की बात करता है। वह ये, कि मोदी ने अपने भाषण में कालेधन और भ्रटाचार की बात नहीं की। अगर नहीं किया तो उन्हें इस दिशा में अपने किए गए काम का उल्लेख और आगे की राह का ब्यौरा देना चाहिए। पर ये कोई एकाकी मुद्दा नहीं है जिसपर प्रशासनिक और राष्ट्रीय लक्ष्य साधे जाएँगे। कुछ छोटी पार्टियों के लिए यह मूल और एकमात्र मुद्दा है, पर वो इसलिए क्योंकि शायद बहुमुखी विकास की दिशा में सोचने का बौद्धिक सामर्थ्य अब तक वे नहीं जुटा पाई हैं, या शायद इच्छाशक्ति की कमी है।
जो भी हो, यह लेख रवीश की वैचारिक प्रवाह और उनकी विचारशीलता, सामान्य एवं वैज्ञानिक ज्ञान और मनःस्थिति पर कुछ कडे प्रश्न उठाता है। इससे भी गम्भीर पत्रकार समुदाय की दशा है, जहाँ ऐसे वैचारिक अभावों के बावजूद लोग नामज़दा हो पाते हैं।

Saturday, August 2, 2014

CSAT : Tables Turned!

Quite a few intellectuals, media (specifically the English media), ex-bureaucrats have been making small issue of the problem faced by the Hindi-medium aspirants because of the inept (to say the least) translation of comprehension passages from English to Hindi. The intellectuals have been focussing on the demand for scrapping CSAT and subtly deriding the protesters, while largely ignoring the real issue. Bear in mind these translations account for 40-45 questions (including comprehension and reasoning questions) or more than half of the CSAT paper 2!!
Quite a few of us are found preaching the Hindi medium students to "Work Harder" and "learn their own language" when we are the ones too ignorant (and blissfully so), to understand their problems. When we read the hindi passages that they deal with, as it is we do not understand them, but at the same time we think "They should, because its their language!!".
I have turned the tables here for the wider SM readers. A passage originally in Hindi has been translated to English using "Google Translate". We now have a passage:
  • In a language most of us are comfortable with. 
  • There are no blue / green wavy lines if you put it in a word processor, which means that the software does not detect any error in the sentence formats.
  • Red wavy lines, if any, are only under names, so there are no spelling mistakes either.
  • Technically, this translation is accurate... at least that's what the software says!
My position on the issue is that, while CSAT is a good pattern and should be retained, the imposed disability on the Hindi medium students should be done away with in this very term. Justice should not be sacrificed on the altars of technicality or administrative convenience. More on this later.

(I concede that the translated passages which the Hindi medium students face are not as ghastly or as hilarious as this one, but at times they barely make any more sense than this translated passage.)

Read the passage below and answer the questions that follow:

In Indian culture, the custom of putting tilak on the woman or man is commanded cycle event this truth we can learn the importance of vaccines:
The famous physician Trymbk Kashi Shastri was sitting with someone on the roof, a man was going down the road. Trymbk Shastri said,

"This guy will go home and die."

Intriguing because the person with the man followed him. he lived some distance away in a hut, he went in and after a while inside voices began to cry. The man was dying
Shastri returned Trymbk man asked: "You did it already?"

Trymbk Shastri said: "The man was clear to see that his life is over power. was walking barefoot and sandalwood tilak he was pinning the energy from the earth was able to get. it on the back of her life energy was drawn on. I knew that she go home and bed (wood is) .. the moment he will sit on legs and lifted up, and his death will stop will be energy "

- Commentary saffron, saffron, sandalwood, turmeric or may be of the ash

- Nowadays women fake vaccine turmeric instead of saffron and vermilion, the plastic tracks instead of the dot runs from lipstick. It will not get any spiritual or physical benefit, so a wet kumkum every day through the Find stickly.

- Sandal vaccine cools off.

- Tilak using the power of the thumb, middle (longest finger) using longevity, ring (Ring finger) richness and index finger (Index finger) is derived from the liberation.

- Saffron tilak is also very good and with increasing concentration gorochana Lkesr and is considered a symbol of knowledge-mortification practiced it Ttwcintk is so knowledgeable.

- Yogis attain the ultimate state Kasturi use this knowledge, quietness, devotion, love, beauty, Aishwarya is the epitome of all.

- Real Kanku turmeric powder is made by mixing lime and mint. The paint on it is no longer wash. fake Kanku even if its color is washed goes live.

- Turmeric not better than the other anti-औksident; It prevents many diseases. A scientist said that under our eyebrows, on the forehead between the eyes upward in three places and three different kinds of live bacteria. When men and women consumed vermilion use of the effects of these bacteria remains the pineal gland.

- Vermilion and turmeric or turmeric ashes of betel nut butter made ​​with. head to be filled at the place where tradition demands, the brain is an important gland, which Brahmarandhra says. It is also extremely sensitive. The location of demand from the cranial end of the hairline is up. Vermilion is applied so named because the metal is mercury. Mercury Drug for Brahmarandhra works. Keeps women away from stress and the brain has always conscious state. Viwahke after marriage because the demand is so full when it comes to female household pressure stress, diseases such as anxiety and insomnia, which usually encircle the metal in liquid form is only Hanlpara. It is beneficial for the brain, because the demand is filled in vermilion.

- More metal like mercury in vermilion not tolerate being early wrinkles on the face. This well located in the woman's body is controlled electrical stimulation.

- In eastern Uttar Pradesh and Bihar bright saffron color is vermilion, vermilion call it raw.

Questions:

1.     In the above passage the author's "command cycle" is?

a) He who commands circle
b) create a natural cycle between frontal
c) A sixth sense is estimated that about which is located in the middle of the eyebrows
d) none of the above apply

2.     The famous physician Trymbk Kashi Shastri on what basis is estimated that the death of the passer?

a) Trymbk Shastri was not just a physician, he was also an accomplished astrologer
b) Trymbk Shastri effects on human beings and human life Grutvkarsn was convinced of the power of coordination. Based on this understanding of the wanderer, he estimated that death is certain.
c) Trymbk Shastri and his experience and knowledge of the human life cycle commands used to identify strength. His prediction was not mere conjecture rather was the result of their experience and knowledge.
d) Trymbk Shastri, who left in the air, looking at the target.

3.     The author of the passage of different vaccines and methods of applying them, and refer to their Labho. What is the purpose behind this?

a) The author's defense, the unscientific traditions would indirectly encourage superstition.
b) The author mentions the many benefits of vaccines for vaccination and want to inspire people.
c) the authors argue that women are in demand or to fill the remaining vermilion prose written with the aim of establishing the goal is mere background.
d) The author of Indian traditions through modern scientific facts are attempting to explain. Krano known back in the same effort and benefits of vaccinating associated with contemporary science are presented.



This is what it was supposed to be:

भारतीय संस्कृति में स्त्री हो या पुरुष आज्ञा चक्र पर तिलक लगाने का रिवाज रहा है| इस सत्य घटना से हम टीके का महत्व जान सकते है:
काशी के प्रसिद्ध वैद्य त्रयम्बक शास्त्री एक बार छत पर किसी के साथ बैठे हुए थे, नीचे सड़क पर एक आदमी जा रहा था| त्रयम्बक शास्त्री ने कहा-
“यह आदमी घर जाकर मर जाएगा.”

कौतूहल के कारण उनके साथ के व्यक्ति ने उस आदमी का पीछा किया| कुछ दूर एक झोपड़े में वह रहता था, वह अन्दर गया और थोड़ी देर बाद ही अन्दर से रोने की आवाजें आने लगीं. वह आदमी मृत्यु को प्राप्त हो गया था|
व्यक्ति ने लौटकर त्रयम्बक शास्त्री जी से पूछा: “आपने पहले से ही कैसे समझ लिया था?”
त्रयम्बक शास्त्री बोले: “उस आदमी को देखने से स्पष्ट था कि उसकी प्राण शक्ति ख़त्म हो चुकी है| पर वह नंगे पैर चल रहा था एवं चन्दन का तिलक लगाए हुए था जिसे उसे पृथ्वी से ऊर्जा मिल रही थी| उसे ऊर्जा के सहारे उसकी ज़िंदगी खिची चल रही थी| मुझे पता था कि घर जाकर वह चारपाई (लकड़ी की होती है) पर बैठेगा और पैर उठाकर ऊपर रखेगा.. उसी क्षण वह ऊर्जा मिलनी बंद हो जायेगी और उसका देहांत हो जाएगा|”
- टीका कुमकुम , केसर , चन्दन, हल्दी या भभूत का हो सकता है|
- आजकल महिलाएं हल्दी कुमकुम के स्थान पर नकली टीका यानी प्लास्टिक वाली बिंदी लगाती है और सिन्दूर की जगह लिपस्टिक से काम चलाती है| इससे कोई आध्यात्मिक या शारीरिक लाभ नहीं मिलेगा, इसलिए एक गीली तीली से रोजाना कुमकुम लगाएं|
- चन्दन का टीका लगाने से ठंडक मिलती है|
- तिलक में अंगूठे के प्रयोग से शक्ति, मध्यमा (longest finger) के प्रयोग से दीर्घायु, अनामिका (Ring finger) से समृद्धि और तर्जनी (Index finger) से मुक्ति प्राप्त होती है|
- केसर तिलक भी बहुत शुभ और एकाग्रता बढाने वाला होता है .केसर व गोरोचन ज्ञान-वैराग्य का प्रतीक माना जाता है अतः ज्ञानी तत्वचिन्तक इसका प्रयोग करते है।
- परम अवस्था प्राप्त योगी लोग कस्तुरी का प्रयोग करते हैं यह ज्ञान, वैराग्य, भक्ति, प्रेम, सौन्दर्य, ऐश्वर्य सभी का प्रतीक है ।
- असली कंकू हल्दी पावडर में चूना और जड़ी बूटियाँ मिला कर बनाया जाता है| इसे धोने पर इसका रंग नहीं रह जाता| नकली कंकू को अगर धोया जाए तो भी उसका रंग रह जाता है|
- हल्दी से बेहतर दूसरा एंटी-औक्सिडेंट है ही नहीं; यह कई बीमारियाँ रोकता है। किसी वैज्ञानिक ने कहा था कि हमारे भौहों के नीचे, आँखों के बीच और माथे में ऊपर की ओर इन तीन स्थानों पर तीन अलग-अलग तरह के जीवाणु रहते हैं। जब पुरुष भस्म का और महिलायें सिन्दूर का प्रयोग करते हैं तो इन जीवाणुओं के कुप्रभाव से पीनियल ग्रंथि बची रहती है।
- सिन्दूर सुपारी की राख और हल्दी या फिर हल्दी में फिटकरी मिलाकर बनाया जाता है| सिर के उस स्थान पर जहां मांग भरी जाने की परंपरा है, मस्तिष्क की एक महत्वपूर्ण ग्रंथी होती है, जिसे ब्रह्मरंध्र कहते हैं। यह अत्यंत संवेदनशील भी होती है। यह मांग के स्थान यानी कपाल के अंत से लेकर सिर के मध्य तक होती है। सिंदूर इसलिए लगाया जाता है क्योंकि इसमें पारा नाम की धातु होती है। पारा ब्रह्मरंध्र के लिए औषधि का काम करता है। महिलाओं को तनाव से दूर रखता है और मस्तिष्क हमेशा चैतन्य अवस्था में रखता है। विवाह के बाद ही मांग इसलिए भरी जाती है क्योंकि विवाहके बाद जब गृहस्थी का दबाव महिला पर आता है तो उसे तनाव, चिंता और अनिद्रा जैसी बीमारिया आमतौर पर घेर लेती हैं।पारा एकमात्र ऐसी धातु है जो तरल रूप में रहती है। यह मष्तिष्क के लिए लाभकारी है, इस कारण सिंदूर मांग में भरा जाता है।
- सिंदूर में पारा जैसी धातु अधिक होनेके कारण चेहरे पर जल्दी झुर्रियां नहीं पडती। साथ ही इससे स्त्री के शरीर में स्थित विद्युतीय उत्तेजना नियंत्रित होती है।
- पूर्वी उत्तर प्रदेश व बिहार में सिन्दूर का रंग चटक केसरिया होता है, इसे कच्चा सिन्दूर कहते हैं।

प्रश्न:
1.   उपर्युक्त गद्यांश में लेखक का "आज्ञा चक्र" से क्या अर्थ है?
a) वह चक्र जो आज्ञा  देता है
b) ललाट के मध्य नैसर्गिक रूप से बना एक चक्र
c) एक छठी इंद्री जिसके बारे में अनुमान लगाया जाता है की वह भृकुटि के मध्य में स्थित है
d) इनमे से कोई भी नही

2.   काशी के प्रसिद्ध वैद्य त्रयम्बक शास्त्री ने किस आधार पे अनुमान लगाया कि राहगीर की मृत्यु तय है?

a) त्रयम्बक शास्त्री न सिर्फ वैद्य थे, वो एक पारंगत ज्योतिषी भी थे
b) त्रयम्बक शास्त्री मनुष्य पर ग्रुत्वकर्षण के प्रभाव और  मानव की प्राण शक्ति के ताल मेल को समझते थे। इसी समझ के आधार पे उन्होंने अनुमान लगाया  की पथिक कि मृत्यु निश्चित है।
c) त्रयम्बक शास्त्री अपने अनुभव और आज्ञा चक्र के ज्ञान तथा मनुष्य की प्राण शक्ति की पहचान रखते थे। उनकी भविष्यवाणी अनुमान मात्र नहीं था बल्कि उनके अनुभव और ज्ञान का परिणाम था।
d) त्रयम्बक शास्त्री ने हवा में तीर छोड़ा जो निशाने पर लग गया।

3.   लेखक इस गद्यांश में भिन्न प्रकार के टीकों और उन्हें लगाने की पद्धति और उनके लाभो का उल्लेख करते हैं।  ऐसा करने के पीछे उनका उद्देश्य क्या है?

a) लेखक अवैज्ञानिक परम्पराओं का बचाव करते हुए परोक्ष रूप से अंधविश्वास को बढ़ावा देना चाहते हैं।
b) लेखक टीके के कई लाभों का उल्लेख करके लोगो को टीका लगाने के लिए प्रेरित करना चाहते हैं।
c) लेखक महिलाओं को मांग में सिन्दूर भरने  के लिए तर्क दे रहे हैं अथवा बाकी का गद्य इसी लक्ष्य की पृष्ठभूमि मात्र स्थापित करने के उद्देश्य से लिखा गया है।
d) लेखक भारतीय परम्पराओं को आधुनिक वैज्ञानिक तथ्यों के माध्यम से समझाने का प्रयास कर रहे हैं। इसी प्रयास में वे टीका लगाने के पीछे के ज्ञात कारणों और लाभों को समसामयिक विज्ञान से जोड़ कर प्रस्तुत कर रहे हैं।